so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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