my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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