I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life