She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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