yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids