Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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