Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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