I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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