no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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