new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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