His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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