That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Your dad touched me again.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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