I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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