Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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