Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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