You surviving the open bar?
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it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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