Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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