if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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