if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
