Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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