Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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