There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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