do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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