Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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