gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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