She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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