SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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