Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
