trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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