You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You ruined the universe
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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