On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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