I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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