new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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