I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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