Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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