so explain again why im purple
no
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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