Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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