no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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