Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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