I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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