You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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