he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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