we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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