I want to make a zoo with you.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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