Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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