My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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