I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
