Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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