So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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