So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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