"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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