There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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