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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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