My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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