hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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