I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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