This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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